+ frases

Mas frases Geekianas. Pero esta vez en ingles.

  • 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
  • People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
  • Use The Best…
    Linux for Servers
    Mac for Graphics
    Palm for Mobility
    Windows for Solitaire
  • Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
  • A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
  • UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
  • A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
  • Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
  • Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
  • Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about Rock-n-Roll.
  • Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.
  • Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes
  • Monopoly’s just a game son, I’m trying to control the fucking world!
  • It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard.
  • If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
  • Why do with one shortcut key what you can do with 5 mouse clicks? Welcome to Windows!

Me canse XD


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